dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

apollos the god of athletics but we all know hes a twink and every night artemis beats him into the ground

every night when the moon is rising you know artemis is shoving apollo into a locker on mount olympus and hermes is having to come get him out

*apollo voice* but sis cmon i have to drive the sun chariot in the morning dont do me like this

*artemis voice, as shes setting the locker combination to ‘APLOSUX’* pathetic.