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Taz: Balance headcanon

At some point like 5 years post-Story and Song the original seven birds are all hanging out for candlenights or whatever and somebody brings up Greg Grimaldis/the Casino Heist from a few years back/Improved inter-planar teleportation tech

And Davenport just goes “Hey, while you were in our home plane for that, did you ever actually tell the IPRE that we were still alive?”

And everybody realizes that no, they did not.  Their personnel files are wildly out of date and “What happened to the IPRE Starblaster?” was the focus of a recent episode of Fantasy Buzzfeed Unsolved.  There are so many conspiracy theories.