James: “So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.”
Sirius: “No James it’s not what it looks like! I swear!”
James: “Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?”
Sirius: “No Prongs, you’re the only one for me!”
James: “Is that so?”
Sirius: “I swear to god! Remus and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!”
James: “So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?”
Sirius: “You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!”
James: “But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?”
Sirius:”Of course bro!”
James: “Bro!”
Lily and Remus: “What the-”