valkyrielesbian:

Both my friends who watched venom with me said they wouldn’t want a symbiote and I’m like bitch are you thick???? You’re immortal and have a buddy who knows everything ya want n is always there for u and loves and cares for ya and you can eat whatever you want and if ya gotta eat som ppl every now n then so WHAT?! sign me tf up i already have a list of folks who could use some getting eaten. cowards.