How did none of the crew of the starblaster think for 100 years to just build another spaceship? build like a inter-dimensional hunger fighting army, they built the ship in a year, they should be able to build more?

inkedinserendipity:

Listen, the IPRE is chock full of geniuses, such as: the man who asked his brother to kill him instead of just throwing himself off the ship, exclusively for the Drama™; the plantfucker; the one who made the vore umbrella; the one with the two-foot-tall hat and six-inch heels; the one who thinks a good insurance policy is not dying; the captain, first name Captain last name Davenport; and the fool who thinks the meaning of strength is, literally, flexing.

These are not intelligent people.