the-huntsmans-homebrews:

prokopetz:

Miscellaneous D&D physiology headcanons:

• Halflings can stuff their cheeks like hamsters. It looks really gross.
• Dwarves are immune to alcohol poisoning and can’t actually get drunk; “dwarven ale” is an elaborate and improbably successful practical joke.
• Elves have a part of their brain devoted to detecting sarcasm.
• Orcs respond to umami/savory flavours the same way that humans respond to sweet ones; the taste of cheese is mildly addictive to them.
• Gnomes can smell fear.

gnomes can smell fear