Shit things my Art major classmates said.

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Just bunch of things, my classmates had said during our art classes. Enjoy!

“ People think i know what I’m doing, but they don’t know I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing.”

“The loneliest people are the saddest people.”

“USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!”

“I’ve drunken 10 coffees already but my painting still look likes it’s my dad’s balls.”

“I’m motherfucking Da Vinci bitch, don’t criticize me.”

“You know what’s lacking? Penis.”

“We watch Porn during classes cause it’s art.”

“Artists are just hobos who have pen and paper.”

“THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW, WE ARE ALL GANNA DIE.”

“Sleep is for the weak, not unless you want to fail the class.”

“No. I don’t draw for free.”

“Why did I even bother to ask you this. You have different brain cells.”

“This is dirty white and this ivory white, they are not the same white!”

“If I become a famous artist, I will paint with my butt and sell it for a million dollars.”

“Who needs Starbucks Coffee when you can drink the water you used to clean your brushes.”

“I’m wearing my paint as make up; so I don’t have to buy expensive make ups anymore.”

“Did you just used my hair as a brush!?”

“THIS CLASSROOM IS MY HOME NOW.”

“If you just let me have the red paint, I will be your hoe.”

“Blow dry that pimp now.”