thatlittleegyptologist:

@kyamdone commissioned the Spongebob Squarepants theme tune done in Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphs. I’ve tried my best, and no doubt there are some glaring grammatical errors, but we had fun!

The literal translation of the hieroglyphs is as follows:

Are you ready children?
Yes yes Captain!
I can’t hear you!
Yes yes Captain!
Who lives in a sharp fruit under the sea
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
Penetrated of water, yellow, and full of holes is he
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
If knowledge of boat foolishness is a thing you desire
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
Then fall on the deckhouse and wriggle like a fish
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
(You) Ready?
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
Soft Bob Square Cloth!
Soft…..Bob…..Square…..Cloth!!!