astrond:

solarcat:

breelandwalker:

dmofstormandsea:

thorthedorkworld:

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

The hobbits go last in the initiative order

Cave troll appears at the start of round 3 of the combat and everyone is like FFFFFUUUUUUU

Aragorn: I throw my sword at it!
DM: Okay, well, your longsword doesn’t have the “thrown” property–
Aragorn: *rolls* nat 20!
DM: *SIGH*
Boromir: Nice

Gandalf, clearly playing Angry Birds on his phone and not paying attention: I hit it with my quarterstaff.
Everyone Else: You’re a WIZARD!!
Gandalf: Uh, 18 to hit? 3 bludgeoning damage.
DM: *sigh* Okay, the cave troll misses you with its attacks, Legolas, so it’s your turn now.
Legolas: I want to climb onto its shoulders and shoot it in the head with my longbow.
DM: … *SIGH*

Sam took Tavern Brawler and is proficient with improvised weapons.

Oh.  My.  God.