Sorry but nothing can possibly convince me that magnus was the only one to give his relic a dumb original name. for example, the gaia sash was originally called “pan’s waistline”
taako: here’s my relic
lup: thats a fucking rock
taako: yeah, exactly
magnus: that rock doesnt fuck
taako: you cant prove that
barry: so im torn between “animus bell” and “hell bell” or maybe “dead ringer”
lucretia: please, barry, do the right thing
lup: yeah barry do the right thing
[ID: a reply from tumblr user terezis that says: “um dead ringer is amazing WHAT” /end ID]
you know what you’re right. lucretia would have no reason to be against that. new idea: she was into the shitty names but changed them to be serious so that the old names wouldnt sound Weirdly Familiar to the crew (and/or she erased the old names with the baby voidfish so she couldnt use them at all)
temporal chalice: time cup
philosopher’s stone: a fucking rock
gaia sash: pan’s waistline
animus bell: dead ringer
pheonix fire gauntlet: fire punch (lup: you know, like the pokemon move)
oculus: davenport actually did try to call it the oculus, but everyone else called it ‘goggle’ as in the singular form of goggles
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