Sorry but nothing can possibly convince me that magnus was the only one to give his relic a dumb original name. for example, the gaia sash was originally called “pan’s waistline”
taako: here’s my relic
lup: thats a fucking rock
taako: yeah, exactly
magnus: that rock doesnt fuck
taako: you cant prove that
barry: so im torn between “animus bell” and “hell bell” or maybe “dead ringer”
lucretia: please, barry, do the right thing
lup: yeah barry do the right thing