prokopetz:

The whole “the bard seduces the dragon” thing is only implausible if you’re assuming that all dragons are wise and powerful ancient wyrms.

This ain’t necessarily the case: D&D dragons have age categories.

Maybe that dragon is only two hundred years old – which is the equivalent of like twentysomething in human terms – and therefore makes bad life decisions.

Maybe your bard can be one of those bad life decisions.