theshitpostcalligrapher:

dobrodosao:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

spectrumtwelve:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sahara-silver:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

literal-cat:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

quick q bc im sorta curious, what tumblr folks do yall ship me w 

You and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses share an energy

kjgdfhkj so many of yall are goin w gaud, it would be an amicable political marriage of shitpost nobility 

also gaud could move up here and use my country’s free healthcare so there’s that

i would totally marry you for political alliance purposes 

time for wedding planning, everyone, im taking suggestions

I made some dresses!

This is @theshitpostcalligrapher‘s dress, though irl the calligraphy would be your shitposts.

And this is Gaud’s

well now we HAVE to go through with it

Gaud IS the dress, they just found a suitable human to ferry them down the aisle

great, NOW im imagining a venom scenario where gaud simply detaches a portion of themselves in order for the vows to be done, a la eddie brock/venom as a danger noodle

Aren’t yall forgetting the music for walking down the aisle?

this shit has gone off the rails in so many ways. we literally have officiators, maids of honour, locations picked, dresses, music, cake…