lichlesbian:

lup: c’mon, my queen. this necromancer thing isn’t the problem. work is keeping you and istus apart. you two just need to bone.

kravitz: hhhHhh—

raven queen: … what did you just say?

kravitz: don’tsayitagain—!

lup: i said you two need to bone.

kravitz: [winces]

raven queen:

raven queen: hhhhhhow dare you, lup… i am YOUR SUPERIOR DEITY!

[five minutes later]

raven queen: B O N E !

[ten minutes later]

raven queen: what happens in the celestial plane, lup, is NONE of YOUR business.

[fifteen minutes later]

raven queen: bOOOoOOOOoOOoooOnNnNNnEeeEEEEeE!

[twenty minutes later]

raven queen: don’t ever. speak to me like that again.

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