prokopetz:

prokopetz:

My metabolism is such a trash fire that when my doctor tried to put me on a healthy diet it actually gave me IBS. He finally just told me to go back to eating garbage and all the symptoms went away.

@internetcoward replied:

mr prokopetz i have the utmost respect for you but this is literally the plot of a drake and josh episode

While I don’t doubt it, I feel obliged to point out that if our litmus test for the plausibility of an anecdote is “anything that’s been the plot of a sitcom episode at any point in the past fifteen years can’t be a real story”, then nothing ever happens to anyone!