morris while at pierre’s shop

starthirstvalleyasks:

*steals all of the customers with a 50% off coupon*

morris, tapping the farmer on the shoulder: I think you would rather have things sold to you at a much lo–

farmer, with death in their eyes, tired and half-dead after a trip to the mines: what

morris, seeing a bigass sword strapped to their back and dripping with something akin to blood: 

Bonus:

pierre at the back of the counter: