the birds as griffin mcelroy vines

mcelboycontent:

magnus: “hey everybody just got in my new vape here’s my favorite tricks” *plays opening to carly rae jepsen’s “run away with me” on a melodica*

taako: “hi, and welcome to griffin’s cooking corner. first thing’s first, you wanna peel and chop up whatever the fuck this is.”

merle: *small, rodent-like creature approaches camera* “hi! oh – god.”

lup: *sees bottle with the label “don’t steal this, asshole* *puts bottle in shirt pocket* *flips off camera*

barry: “i got a new drug! it’s beano. my body can’t digest plant fiber so i -”

lucretia: “happy 420 you want some pot? roast! just kidding, it’s short ribs! and it’s 4:29.”

davenport: “i don’t understand this meme and at this point i’m too afraid to ask”