usefulmuse:

karstaag-reborn:

People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?

Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s

People: …What?

Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t

People: We don’t understand! Please, who are you?

Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e

People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?

Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*

People: please I just want to communicate with my grandmother!

Me: t h a t ’ s s o s a d a l e x a p l a y d e s p a c i t o