fattyatomicmutant:

devourouskitten:

fattyatomicmutant:

jaspertheshark:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out 🙂

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise 🙂

My mom: just give them a copy of your schedule! I’m sure they will work around it!

My second job one week in: okay so can you just work for us and not bother with your first job?

Me: can you provide full time work at ten dollars an hour with benefits.

My second job: haha no but can you quit your job?

You need experience to get a job.

Oh and to get experience you need a job.

As well as the minimal wage in this area is not survivable off of, and you need roommates to get into anywhere.

Like a single person making wages even higher than minimum still can’t afford a single bedroom apartment.

😒😒😒

Caplitalisms’ death spiral is now.

When it falls apart it will hurt a hell of a lot before we can fix things and work for better.