biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bitch-is-for-okay:

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deathlikespizza:

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mmm borger

made perfect borger, iz good

Gaud’s Juicy Fuck*ng Borger Recipe

use hands to mix in bowl:

• 1lb ground beef
• 1/3 cup (panko) breadcrumbs
• 1 beaten egg
• 1 tbsp the worchestshire sauce
• 1 tbsp minced garcli   
• 1 tbsp milk/cream
• salt

round each patty into beautiful spheres. flatten slightly, like you changed your mind last minute. pan grill medium-high until however long feels right

i topped mine w/ blackberry preserves, goats cheese, chipotle mayo, & avocado. next will be experimenting w/ hot pepper jelly. also where the heck can i buy brioche buns, they’re harder to find than mythical pokemon

You surprise me so much sometimes. You can cook really well and write really well. What else are you good at?

no that’s it. those are the 2 things

you’re twenty-six, gaud

i refuse to remember numbers