musicalhell:

theexoticvet:

“Doctor, sorry to interrupt but we don’t use the word ‘vulva’, we say ‘petal’. Please don’t use the other word again.”

-Client with 3 teenage girls

My sister-in-law is a former pediatrician, and this pissed her off to no end.  Parents would react to her using anatomical words like “penis” and “labia” like she had screamed the c-word in their faces, and insisted on using infantile euphemisms like “weenie” or “noonoo.”  The American sex culture at work, ladies and gentlemen.