curlicuecal:

afloweroutofstone:

twistedbutcute:

letsgomindthestore:

hotgothgf:

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

No, no, go back. That first one sounded right.