jimminovak:

feathers-and-cigarettes:

crack–attack:

superwhoavengelock-etc:

swoosifer-lucifer:

ladystiltskin67:

shy-violet-soul:

deans-jiggly-pudding:

crack–attack:

deans-jiggly-pudding:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

crack–attack:

I think the spn writers really missed out on some cool things with angels, the main three being

1. Scattered Enochian
2. Angel accents
3. Making angels react to humans like all the posts on here about aliens

Dean: Cas! You gave me a heart attack!

Cas: gO TO THE HOSPITAL

Cas: The thing

Sam: What thing?

Cas: You know, the – irgil gohe – COFFEE POT

Dean: Oh man Gabe, when I tell you this you’re gonna shit bricks

Gabe: Don’t… Please don’t tell me then

Sam: The day I listen to Bieber is the day I die

[days later]

*Baby comes on the radio*

Gabe: saM NO

Castiel, covered in cats: We have pack-bonded.

Dean: You’re just warm, man.

Cas:

Dean:

Cas: pack-bonded

Gabe: I swear if Amara is back I’m going to eaT THIS ENTIRE REMOTE

Sam:

Gabe:

Sam: hey it’s okay that was a good try

Sam: c’mon Cas, talk to me

Cas: ol gen ge ome

Sam: it’s been eight days man

Dean to Cas: we have smaller, secret pants we wear under our normal pants

—

Sam: *puts food in microwave*

Gabe: y do that

Sam: you see I want my food particles to vibrate at just the right frequency

—

Sam: *is eating ice cream*

Gabe: you forgot to make that one vibrate!

Sam: well, you see, not with this good

—

Sam: *reheats pizza*

Dean: *is eating slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Gabe: *exasperated sputtering*

Dean: Cas, are you a triangle? ‘Cause you are a cute

Cas:

Cas:

Cas: GABRIEL, I BELIEVE DEAN IS GOING BLIND

Dean: penny for your thoughts?

Cas: *frantically rummages through his pocket, pulls out crumpled up twenty*

Cas: do you have change

—

Cas: It appeared you liked that coat in the shop window. Are you going to buy it?

Dean: It’s gonna cost me an arm and a leg, but I might get it anyway

Cas: *sweats nervously*

—

Cas: if you need me to burn the bones I’m ah-mah-low-gee-rah —

Dean: English, Cas

Cas: I was

Dean: yeah for like half a sentence

Cas: oh. ok what’s the English word for gee-rah-tow?

Dean: ………

I love this!

My babe is a genius

Sam: ok I got some information on the case–

Cas: i have not done any research 

Sam: Cas it’s ok-

Cas, sliding two pennies across the table: I’ve heard the term “putting your two cents in” referring to being helpful in situations, 

---

Claire: This sucks ass.

Cas: Claire, waiting for dinner can not possibly suck something because it lacks a physical form entirely

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Dean: you need to chill, man

Gabe, walking toward the fridge: ok?? do humans do this often when they are stressed out?

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Civilian: and then, that monster, whatever it was, ripped through my coat, I swear it killed me!

Cas: b-but it didn’t though 

This is perfect. Except, Gabriel spen thousands of years on Earth.

It is bold of to assume he would not be trolling Castiel with this stuff.

JK this fucking perfect

Okay yes BUT I offer up this small suggestion: Gabriel knows exactly what he’s doing, but is trolling EVERYONE, not just Cas

@the-multiverse-and-me

Gabriel: Zod ah mah rah…

Cas: *snorting*

Dean: 

Cas: *imitating Gabriel, still laughing* mah rah…. 

Dean: 

Gabriel: 

Gabriel: I was born in the southern parts shut up