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Legolas: Gimli, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Gimli: *nervous gay laughter* Um…………………………… neat!

Later~~

Gimli, laying face down on his bed: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Aragorn. ‘NEAT’. Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore it’s the goddamn fourth age!!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m…… a huge loser!!!

Aragorn: *idly turns book page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when Arwen confessed to me?

Gimli: Didn’t you, like, thank her?

Aragorn: *closes book and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.