– Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?
– If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.
– “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah.
– If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?
The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim.
It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it.
Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.
I honestly can’t feel if this is a troll or someone who is actually using a holy book to justify homosexuality while simultaneously putting down heterosexuality.
Sadly, i think it’s more likely that its the latter.
I know we live in a post-ironic dystopian hellscape and all, and I really try not to actually comment on this post because it ruins the joke but honestly: i get far too much hate mail in a week just because y’all need to work on your reading comprehension. It’s been a few years of this. I’m going to ruin the joke:
You’ll notice that every argument used here is a mirror of anti-gay rhetoric used by bigots to reject lgbtq people of faith. Each of the arguments is logically fallible for the exact same reason that the mirror argument against lgbtq Muslims won’t hold water. Those of us who deal with this nonsense every day recognize it easily. For the rest who don’t get it, when you take apart this post to prove how wrong I am at the same time you end up also taking down every argument used to deny queer and trans people our rights and spiritual agency. win/win
this is the last time i’m going to comment on this post. salaams y’all.
What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it’s joke or something
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