penny-anna:

forhobbitreasons:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

if you average the preferences for all four standards down to One Sexiest Dwarf of Middle Earth, a Mr Middle Earth if you will: fili

everyone in middle earth: we can all agree that Fili…. is acceptable looking