celticpyro:

Tumblr users: Hey  @support can you please do something about the rampant porn bots?”

Tumblr staff: Hm…nah

Apple: Wow, this website is riddled with porn bots! We’re gonna take the app off our store because we don’t support porn sites.

Tumblr staff: WAIT AIWAT AH SHIT NO SAOORYY WE WILL DO SOMETHING NOW!

Tumblr staff: *creates an AI to delete the porn bots*

AI: *actually deletes several accounts that aren’t even bots*

Users: Hey @support what the fuck?

Staff: Uhhh….Okay so, we’re going to delete artists who draw NSFW and block tags we think are associated with NSFW like ‘teratophilia’ and ‘furry’ from search results. We’re taking away the content filter button so it’s permanently on now.

Users: This isn’t solving the bot problem.

Staff: Also we’re enacting a new policy that we’ll just nuke all 18+ content even for older users.

Users: But…you still haven’t solved the bot problem.

Purity Police: It doesn’t matter that they haven’t fixed the actual issue because this lines up with my beliefs so I will still support it. 🙂 Die mad, horny people. :))))

Users: Okay but this would only mean porn will go untagged and become even harder to avoid seeing.

Purity Police: What’s that hun??? You big mad they’re gonna take your hentai loli porno away???? :)))))))))) Angry this is a Christian website now????????? :))))))))))

Users: You all suck. Time to move to pillowfort.io