Sometimes tumblr is confusing as fuck bc people will be talking about two guys with Generic White Boy Names like Simon and Gavin, and they’ll write these long text posts like
“I M A G I NE Simon kissing Gavin at the end of the day, just sweetly brushing his hair out of his face” or w/e
“Coffee shop au: Gavin is the hardworking barista and Simon comes in every day to buy coffee he doesn’t like just so that he can catch one of Gavin’s smiles”
and these posts will go on for half a page and have like eight dot points
BUT WON’T BE TAGGED WITH ANYTHING
And I think I’m fairly across most pop culture, even if some of that knowledge is second hand, but I’ve read these posts several times through and I still have NO IDEA who they’re talking about.
For all I know you’re all talking about politicians or your actual coworkers or something. I got nothing.
oh thank fuck it’s not just me
robokittens:
#i’m gonna go on record as saying that #if these are not hypothetical names op has selected #this is a Bad Ship #i mean you to you but you should feel bad about it
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I. Just.
They were absolutely hypothetical names. Who on earth are Simon and Gavin, other than two bosses I had had once??
1. I’m pretty sure it’s Simon (an android) and Gavin Reed from Detroit: Become Human.
2. Even if it’s not that’s hilarious
3. they are wrong and Simon/Gavin is an adorable ship and they should feel bad about shaming people’s ships.
4. if it’s not DBH my point stands
oh update I need to add:
5. I find it fucking hilarious that you chose two names at random that happened to be a ship and summoned an anti-shipper from the ether
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