the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem – seize the day

carpe noctem – seize the night

carpe natem – seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum – seize the neck

Horatio: well you know what they say

Horatio: carpe diem

Hamlet: *stairing at Horatio’s ass* I’m about to carpe somthing