theshitpostcalligrapher:

noknightinarmor:

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underlandian:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

so some of yall know i work in a bar as barback/kitchen employee as a night gig.

anyways we had a harry potter trivia event tonight and some of these team names are fuckin hogwild levels of funny. like.

we have one team that was just straight up “team edward”, who, halfway through the event, changed their name to “team jacob”

There was Wingaydium Lesbiosa, which, u kno, #mood

At least 4 different quidditch teams (puddlemere united, holyhead harpies, etc), which wouldn’t wouldn’t have been funny on its own but literally every runner up (2nd and 3rd tied, total of four teams) was a quidditch team 

and of course, the actual winner of best team name, hilariously appropo considering Canada’s recent weed law changes:

Ten Joints To Gryffindor

My cousin and his friends attended a game night and their team was:

Ten Pints to Hufflepuff

I did something like this with a bunch of my friends back in England, except one guy who happened to be named Harry ended up on a team by himself

His team name was ‘just Harry’

my GOD i love that

Was there a Chuddley Cannons team and, if so, did they even place?

yes, they were one of the 4 runner up teams